Saturday, December 24, 2005

As this being my first post other than the whole legend of my blog being created, I would like to introduce myself. I, fool that I am, as thousands of bloggers before and probably after me, live in this make-believe world where you think that everyone else on the net is eager to see your literary skills. Maybe this post won't be read by anyone... maybe some hapless soul on a hopeless quest to retrieve a long-lost piece of information from the internet may stumble upon it, only to press the useful "next blog" button helpfully placed at the top of the page, and cruise on to the next nincompoop's blog, all the while thinking of what to put on His blog. After all, what do the other jobless nitwits do? Thus is the definition of the new age of the internet : "Useless pages created by brainless fellows for the other brainless fellows to glance through while they are on the way to update their own page". Enough of my rambling... anyone unlucky enough to read this would be already comparing me with Marvin, the permanently depressed robot in 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'.

Average guy, Mostly Harmless.

Thats it... sums me up. Want more info, see my bio. As I sit at 3 AM on a Friday night in my college Computer Centre writing an intro, I know that I am suffering from attention-craving-whatisit disorder, in the modern form of which, you sit on a computer typing sentences that take shape from no meaningful conglomeration of letters.